Coach, I love you, and your speeches have inspired me to greatness, or at least helped me aspire to greatness. But this speech by Obama? It crushes every pep talk you ever gave. Could it be because he’s a real person, a genius, and the president? Perhaps. What I know for sure is this: this is the speech every dad should should every kid, every day. If I were great with computer machines I’d edit Coach Taylor and Obama into something amazing, but I’m only medium good with them, and I’m kinda short on time, so.

Remember when Romney tried to use “Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose?” Ha.