You have GOT to be kidding me. This pair of Jimmy Choo boots (yeah, yeah, whatever) are called the ANYA boot – they’re “The ‘Perfect Round-Toe’ boots in soft calf leather.” It’s literally like God and Jimmy Choo went into my brain, found my vision of the perfect boots, made the pair of my dreams, named them after me because they were so clearly mine and then got high and were like, ‘How funny would it be if we made them for her but then made sure she could never afford to buy them. So funny, right?”

$1150??? Screw you Jimmy, God, Mastercard, everyone. Screw you all.


The ‘Perfect Round-Toe’ boots in soft calf leather.