That’s not very clever.  I know, and I apologize.

I’m more sorry about this though, which I saw on the supermarket shelf the other day:


Ernest Hemingway Marinades

While an African safari or a European tour may not be on you calendar for this year, there is a simple way to appreciate Hemingway’s appetite for life. These flavorful marinades are inspired by some of Hemingway’s favorite places around the globe: Bimini, Spain, Key West, Kenya and Idaho.

Seriously?  Which one goes best with cat?

The sauces are just one of many products in the Ernest Hemingway Collection, which represents the lifestyle, personality, and enthusiasm for adventure espoused by one of America’s most celebrated literary masters.”  These lovely decorative throw and pillows definitely seem up the old man’s alley.